your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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