Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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