it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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