i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
he had hair everywhere except his balls
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize