i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
My ATM looks so different sober.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
She made me pour olive oil on her.
wow bdsm is so cute
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