i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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