we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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