the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize
