I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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