do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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