At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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