just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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