If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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