..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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