doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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