Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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