He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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