Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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