People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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