he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.