Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude i'm inner monologue high
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
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Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....