Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(559): View more from California

he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.

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(917): View more from New York City

It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.

(1-828): View more from North Carolina

Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.

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(313): View more from Michigan

is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...

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(661): View more from California

It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.

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(512): View more from Texas

He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy

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(541): View more from Oregon

I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.

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(281): View more from Texas

This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.

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