I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.