his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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