just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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