I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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