Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i've created a new STD.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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