I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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