Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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