yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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