I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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