Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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