4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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