I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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