I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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