Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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