Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
is wine microwaveable?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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