I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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