you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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