I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
