..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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