let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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