I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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