My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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