Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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