sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
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tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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