I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
