nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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