i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I am available for nakedness
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
