You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Acid is not a monday night drug
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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