Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
is it fun? or sober?
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