We got so high we made milksteak
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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