O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I forgot how hot balto sounded
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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