I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Randomize
