I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Shame is for Republicans.
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