whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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