You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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