considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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