Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you traded sex for a burrito?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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