yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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