Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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