My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Of course I have a pirate flag
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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