Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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