I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
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Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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